Windows Shayeri

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek “Sound”,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: “Your file is not found!”
….wah wah..wah wah..!!!

Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai woh Repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey “Ctrl+Alt+delete” kar doonga…
….wah wah..wah wah..!!!

Shayad mere pyar ko “Taste” karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa “CUT” kiya ke “PASTE” karna bhool gaye…
….wah wah..wah wah..!!!
(talio ki gad-gadahat..!!)

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur “Lonely” hain…
“Problem” ye hai ki bus woh “READ-ONLY’ hain…
….wah wah..wah wah..!!!

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, “I don’t like your face”
Par dil ke “Computer” mein, nahin hai “enough Disk-space”

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke “evening gown”
“Too many requests” se, ho jaata hai “server down”
….wah wah..wah wah..!!!
(talio ki gad-gadahat..!!)

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi “cat”
“What is your ICQ number”, aao karein “chat”

Tumhare samne hain itney “Items”, kabhi hame bhi “Pick” karo…
Hamare pyar ke “ICON” pe , kabhi to tum “DOUBLE-CLICK” karo…
….wah wah..wah wah..!!!
(talio ki gad-gadahat..!!)

Ab aur kaho na tum, “But” ya “if”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki “Animated gif”

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki “application create” main karoonga
Tum usse “debug” karna “wait” main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera “onnection, time out” ho gaya
….wah wah..wah wah..!!!
(talio ki gad-gadahat..!!)

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke “Female”
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na “Postman” , na “e-Mail”
….wah wah..wah wah..!!!
(talio ki gad-gadahat..!!)