Category: Technology

Company Policies

DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of a sickness. If you are able to go… Read more →

Before Computers…

An application was for employment, A program was a TV show, A cursor used profanity, A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age, A CD was a bank account, And a floppy disk was something  terribly wrong in your back. Compress was something you did to garbage, not something you did to a file. And… Read more →

Laws of Computer Programming

Any given program, when running, is obsolete. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. Any given program will expand to fill all available memory. The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability… Read more →

If Computer Operating systems were like Airlines

DOS Airlines Passengers are handed maps, compasses, rulers, pencils, and an airplane manual (shrink- wrapped) as they enter the plane. They have to figure out how to get the plane to wherever they want to go. Some succeed very well. Others crash, but they shouldn’t have been messing around with airplanes anyway. Macintosh Airlines All the stewards, stewardesses, captains, baggage handlers,… Read more →

Computers vs Cars

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives read on. Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated “if GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to… Read more →

Windows Shayeri

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek “Sound”, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: “Your file is not found!” ….wah wah..wah wah..!!! Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai woh Repeat kar doonga… Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey “Ctrl+Alt+delete” kar doonga… ….wah wah..wah wah..!!! Shayad mere pyar ko “Taste” karna bhool gaye… Dil sey aisa… Read more →


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