Tag: Quotes

Classic Filmi Dialogues

ganddi nalee kay keday chun chun kay maroon ga DIRTY GUTTER’S INSECT I WILL CHOOSE CHOOSE AND KILL hay bhagwan merey suhag ki rakhsha rakhna O GOD PROTECT PARTING OF MY HEAD merey hotay huay koee tumhara baal bhi baka kar sakta WHILE I AM, NO BODY WILL FOLD YOUR HAIR tumhari seema kisi kay saath gulchare uda rahi hai… Read more →

Collection of Ashaar

Nikalna Khuld se aadam ka sunte aaye the lekin “bahut be-aabru ho kar tere kuche se ham nikale” (Ghalib) ********** Bahut ji Khush hua Haali se milkar “abhi kuch log baaqi hain jahaaN mein” (Haali) ********** Akhir gil apni sarf-e-maikada hui “pahuNchi vaheen pe Khaak jahaaN ka Khameer tha” (Jahandar Shah) ********** Sun to sahi jahaaN mein hai tera fasaana… Read more →

Calculated Quotes

Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Office Arithmetic’s Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Shopping Maths A man will pay $2… Read more →

Windows Shayeri

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek “Sound”, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: “Your file is not found!” ….wah wah..wah wah..!!! Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai woh Repeat kar doonga… Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey “Ctrl+Alt+delete” kar doonga… ….wah wah..wah wah..!!! Shayad mere pyar ko “Taste” karna bhool gaye… Dil sey aisa… Read more →

Old Proverbs – New Minds

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you. Better to be safe than………………..Punch a 5th grader Strike while the …………………….Bug is close It’s always darkest before…………… Daylight Savings Time Never underestimate the… Read more →