Tag: Funny

Calculated Quotes

Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Office Arithmetic’s Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Shopping Maths A man will pay $2… Read more →

Nakko- Na, Nakko- Na

“Nakko- Na” by Sarvar Danda Jaali murrawath, Jaali mohabbath, Nai nai so ghaiya nakko na, Waide humsey, ghairo ku dawath, aisey jullaban nakko na, Nakko na… nakko na… nakko yeh laadhan nakko na. Jhuti himaqath, jhute nakhrey, chottey yeh shaanaa nakko na, Hidustani kompey key andar, Amrici chalaan nakko na, Thail bhi milna mushkil hai, yeh ghee ke bagharan nakko… Read more →

Laws of Computer Programming

Any given program, when running, is obsolete. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. Any given program will expand to fill all available memory. The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability… Read more →

Aise apni Wife Ho

 Aise apni wife ho, 5’5″ jiski height ho, Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehra jiska bright ho, Weight mein thodi light ho, Umar me difference slight ho, Thodi si woh quiet ho, Aise apni wife ho. Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho, Bhid me sab kahe side ho-side ho, INDIA ki paidaish ho, Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho, Aisi… Read more →

UAE – Video Library


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Funny Shayeri

DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES: Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi….. Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi….. Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha….. Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa….. Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa… Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha to… Read more →