Category: Quotes

Shayeri Collections

Easy vs Difficult

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others. Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes. Easy is to talk without thinking. Difficult is to refrain the tongue. Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. Difficult is to heal the wound… Easy is to forgive others. Difficult is to ask for forgiveness. Easy is to set rules. Difficult is to… Read more →

Yaad Karo apne Hyderabad ko

Yaad Karo apne Hyderabad ko 7 samundar par se¬†yaad karo woh din aur raat Woh Allahamdullilah ki biryani, woh diamond ki chai, Woh radhey shyaam ki pani puri, woh chit chat ki chaat, Woh Softy ki ice cream, Wah usme thi kuch baat. Woh pulla reddy ki mithai, woh kamat ka dosa, Woh Gokul ki pav bhaji aur Ramser ka… Read more →

Kab Soochenge

Darham barham dono soochen miljul kar hum dono soochen zakham ka marham dono soochen soochen par hum dono soochen ghar jal kar raakh ho jaayega jab sab kuch khaakh ho jaayega tab soochenge soocho! aakhir kab soochenge eent aur patthar raakh hue hein deewaron dar raakh hue hein in ke baare mein kuch soocho jin ke chappar raakh hue hein… Read more →

Aaj jaane kii zidd na karo

aaj jaane kii zidd na karo yuu.N hii peh-luu me.n baiThe raho haaye! mar jaaye.ge, hum to luT jaaye.ge aisii baate.n kiyaa na karo tum hii son.cho zaraa kyuu.N na roke.n tumhe.n jaan jaatii hai jub uTh-ke jaate ho tum tum ko ap-nii khasam jaan-e-jaa.N baat it-nii merii maan lo waqt kii qaid me.n zindagii hai magar cha.nd gha.Diyaa.N yehii… Read more →

When I Die

When my coffin is being taken out you must never think I am missing this world don’t shed any tears don’t lament or feel sorry i’m not falling into a monster’s abyss when you see my corpse is being carried don’t cry for my leaving i’m not leaving i’m arriving at eternal love when you leave me in the grave… Read more →

Appraisal and its hidden meaning

Outgoing Personality……..Always going out of the office Great Presentation Skills……………..Able to bullsh*t Good Communication Skills…..Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee……………………….Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified….Made no major blunders yet Work is First Priority…………..Too ugly to get a date Active Socially………………………….Drinks a lot Family is Active Socially……………Spouse drinks, too Independent Worker………..Nobody knows what he/she does Quick Thinking………………..Offers plausible excuses… Read more →

Classic Filmi Dialogues

ganddi nalee kay keday chun chun kay maroon ga DIRTY GUTTER’S INSECT I WILL CHOOSE CHOOSE AND KILL hay bhagwan merey suhag ki rakhsha rakhna O GOD PROTECT PARTING OF MY HEAD merey hotay huay koee tumhara baal bhi baka kar sakta WHILE I AM, NO BODY WILL FOLD YOUR HAIR tumhari seema kisi kay saath gulchare uda rahi hai… Read more →

Collection of Ashaar

Nikalna Khuld se aadam ka sunte aaye the lekin “bahut be-aabru ho kar tere kuche se ham nikale” (Ghalib) ********** Bahut ji Khush hua Haali se milkar “abhi kuch log baaqi hain jahaaN mein” (Haali) ********** Akhir gil apni sarf-e-maikada hui “pahuNchi vaheen pe Khaak jahaaN ka Khameer tha” (Jahandar Shah) ********** Sun to sahi jahaaN mein hai tera fasaana… Read more →

Calculated Quotes

Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Office Arithmetic’s Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Shopping Maths A man will pay $2… Read more →