Technology Movies in Bollywood

Network Ke Us Paar Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai Aao Chat Karein Programmer No.1 Mera Naam Developer Java Wale Job Le Jayenge Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein Do Processor, Baarah Terminal Tera Code Chal Gaya Har Din Jo Mail Karega Debugging Koi Khel Nahi Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..! Client Ek Numbari,… Read more →

Irani Chai

Chairs that creak the moment you sit on them, marble-top tables that look smudgier after someone has cleaned them, plywood walls and mirrored interiors, may not be everybody’s cup of tea, but to the acolytes who have spent many an evening brooding over a broken love affair while the ever solicitous proprietor plied you with cups of thick milky tea… Read more →

Hyderabadi Lifestyle – Then and Now

LIFE STYLES In the golden days of Hyderabad, Nawabs and top government officials had over the top and sparkly life styles.They lived good life,enjoyed parties, bought luxury cars, built lavish homes. In Hyderbad, Rolls sold more cars in 1930 than in any other city because of severe world wide depression.(Some how Balda survived during that time). Things have totally changed… Read more →

Appraisal and its hidden meaning

Outgoing Personality……..Always going out of the office Great Presentation Skills……………..Able to bullsh*t Good Communication Skills…..Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee……………………….Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified….Made no major blunders yet Work is First Priority…………..Too ugly to get a date Active Socially………………………….Drinks a lot Family is Active Socially……………Spouse drinks, too Independent Worker………..Nobody knows what he/she does Quick Thinking………………..Offers plausible excuses… Read more →

Classic Filmi Dialogues

ganddi nalee kay keday chun chun kay maroon ga DIRTY GUTTER’S INSECT I WILL CHOOSE CHOOSE AND KILL hay bhagwan merey suhag ki rakhsha rakhna O GOD PROTECT PARTING OF MY HEAD merey hotay huay koee tumhara baal bhi baka kar sakta WHILE I AM, NO BODY WILL FOLD YOUR HAIR tumhari seema kisi kay saath gulchare uda rahi hai… Read more →

Collection of Ashaar

Nikalna Khuld se aadam ka sunte aaye the lekin “bahut be-aabru ho kar tere kuche se ham nikale” (Ghalib) ********** Bahut ji Khush hua Haali se milkar “abhi kuch log baaqi hain jahaaN mein” (Haali) ********** Akhir gil apni sarf-e-maikada hui “pahuNchi vaheen pe Khaak jahaaN ka Khameer tha” (Jahandar Shah) ********** Sun to sahi jahaaN mein hai tera fasaana… Read more →

America sey aik khat

chand saal pheley na janey kis ney yeh qath likha tha, ek bar phir aap key samney pesh kerraha hoon. suniye aur lutf andooz hoiyeh. America ko agar lafzoon main likha jayee to kuch aisa hai ke…….. Zameen Hamwar Nahee, Mousam ka aitbar Nahee, Larke wafadar nahee, Mazhab say sarokar nahee, Khuloos say hamkinar nahee, Badalney ko taeyyar nahee, Waqat madadgar nahee,… Read more →

Pani ki Qillat

Hyderabad mein pani ki qilat par aik modern shair kay tassurat kuch aise hain:   Continuous rula gaya pani Sabko aaNsu pila gaya pani AshiqoN ka hujum hai nal par Dil ki dunya basa gaya pani Khun pi pi ke pyasi public ka MuNh pe leader ke aa gaya pani MaiN jo pucha ke kya pilaoge Unki aaNkhoN meiN aa… Read more →

Is Computer Male or Female?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like “chalk” or “pencil,” she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, What gender is a computer?” The teacher wasn’t certain which it… Read more →

Calculated Quotes

Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Office Arithmetic’s Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Shopping Maths A man will pay $2… Read more →