Hyderabadi Wife’s letter

Aji Inu, salamualikum ummeid kartiun k aap khairiyat honge, mai aur bacche ache hai, amma ki tabiyat b theek hai, bacche barabar school ku jarain, arabbi padhne jarain, aap yaan ki fikar nakko karo har 8din mein phone karte raho, kab aarain maloom karo jake 2 saal hogaya, aisa 2-2 saal baher rahe tu hamara kaisa hota honga? hamare upper kya guzarti hongi hamaku malum….… Read more →

Installing Love

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE? Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it… Read more →

Yaad Karo apne Hyderabad ko

Yaad Karo apne Hyderabad ko 7 samundar par se yaad karo woh din aur raat Woh Allahamdullilah ki biryani, woh diamond ki chai, Woh radhey shyaam ki pani puri, woh chit chat ki chaat, Woh Softy ki ice cream, Wah usme thi kuch baat. Woh pulla reddy ki mithai, woh kamat ka dosa, Woh Gokul ki pav bhaji aur Ramser ka… Read more →

Technical Support for Husband v1.0

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,   Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance… Read more →

Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

”Kabhi Yahaan Tumhein Dhonda, Kabhi Wahaan Pohncha Tumhari Deed Ki Khaatir Kahan Kahan Pohcha Ghareeb Mit Ga’ay, Pamaal Ho Gaye Laikin Kisi Talak Na Tera Aaj Tak Nishaan Pohncha Ho Bhi Nahi Aur Her Jaa Ho Ho Bhi Nahi Aur Her Ja Ho Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho Her Zarray Mein Kiss Shaan Say Tu Jalwa Numa Hai Hairaan Hai… Read more →

Urdu Poetry

Khudhi Ko ker bulund itna ke Har taqdeer se phele Khuda bande se puichay “Bata teri raza kya hai” Yu tho syed bhi ho, Mirza bhi ho, Afghan bhi ho Tum sabhi kuch ho batao kya musalman bhi ho Teri dua se kaza to badal nahi sakti magar hai is se yeh mumkin ke tu badal jaye Teri dua hai ke ho… Read more →

Kab Soochenge

Darham barham dono soochen miljul kar hum dono soochen zakham ka marham dono soochen soochen par hum dono soochen ghar jal kar raakh ho jaayega jab sab kuch khaakh ho jaayega tab soochenge soocho! aakhir kab soochenge eent aur patthar raakh hue hein deewaron dar raakh hue hein in ke baare mein kuch soocho jin ke chappar raakh hue hein… Read more →

Hyderabad House

From the Pope to President Vladimir Putin, from Queen Elizabeth II to the President of Rwanda, theres no visiting dignitary who doesnt get treated like royalty at Hyderabad House, the palatial home that the Nizam built in Lutyenss Delhi for his wife, who, in a whimsical moment, decided not to live there because she didnt like the place. Today, theres… Read more →

Aaj jaane kii zidd na karo

aaj jaane kii zidd na karo yuu.N hii peh-luu me.n baiThe raho haaye! mar jaaye.ge, hum to luT jaaye.ge aisii baate.n kiyaa na karo tum hii son.cho zaraa kyuu.N na roke.n tumhe.n jaan jaatii hai jub uTh-ke jaate ho tum tum ko ap-nii khasam jaan-e-jaa.N baat it-nii merii maan lo waqt kii qaid me.n zindagii hai magar cha.nd gha.Diyaa.N yehii… Read more →

When I Die

When my coffin is being taken out you must never think I am missing this world don’t shed any tears don’t lament or feel sorry i’m not falling into a monster’s abyss when you see my corpse is being carried don’t cry for my leaving i’m not leaving i’m arriving at eternal love when you leave me in the grave… Read more →