Category: Office

A view of the world’s first website

The internet is now more than 25 years old – but it has aged so well that it actually looks better than it did all those years ago.

The British scientist Sir Tim Berners-Lee launched the website on his NeXT computer, laying the groundwork for the connected society of the 21st century.

This page was little more than a dossier containing information about the software which powered the web, but it was arranged in a form which may be instantly familiar to many people.

He first conceived the idea in 1989, but put his thoughts into action the following year.

 

 

Source:Mirror.co.uk

Installing Love

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE? Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it… Read more →

Technical Support for Husband v1.0

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,   Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance… Read more →

Appraisal and its hidden meaning

Outgoing Personality……..Always going out of the office Great Presentation Skills……………..Able to bullsh*t Good Communication Skills…..Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee……………………….Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified….Made no major blunders yet Work is First Priority…………..Too ugly to get a date Active Socially………………………….Drinks a lot Family is Active Socially……………Spouse drinks, too Independent Worker………..Nobody knows what he/she does Quick Thinking………………..Offers plausible excuses… Read more →

Company Policies

DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of a sickness. If you are able to go… Read more →