Category: Husband and Wife

Hyderabadi Wife’s letter

Aji Inu, salamualikum ummeid kartiun k aap khairiyat honge, mai aur bacche ache hai, amma ki tabiyat b theek hai, bacche barabar school ku jarain, arabbi padhne jarain, aap yaan ki fikar nakko karo har 8din mein phone karte raho, kab aarain maloom karo jake 2 saal hogaya, aisa 2-2 saal baher rahe tu hamara kaisa hota honga? hamare upper kya guzarti hongi hamaku malum….… Read more →

Technical Support for Husband v1.0

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,   Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance… Read more →

Aaj jaane kii zidd na karo

aaj jaane kii zidd na karo yuu.N hii peh-luu me.n baiThe raho haaye! mar jaaye.ge, hum to luT jaaye.ge aisii baate.n kiyaa na karo tum hii son.cho zaraa kyuu.N na roke.n tumhe.n jaan jaatii hai jub uTh-ke jaate ho tum tum ko ap-nii khasam jaan-e-jaa.N baat it-nii merii maan lo waqt kii qaid me.n zindagii hai magar cha.nd gha.Diyaa.N yehii… Read more →

Calculated Quotes

Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Office Arithmetic’s Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Shopping Maths A man will pay $2… Read more →

Nakko- Na, Nakko- Na

“Nakko- Na” by Sarvar Danda Jaali murrawath, Jaali mohabbath, Nai nai so ghaiya nakko na, Waide humsey, ghairo ku dawath, aisey jullaban nakko na, Nakko na… nakko na… nakko yeh laadhan nakko na. Jhuti himaqath, jhute nakhrey, chottey yeh shaanaa nakko na, Hidustani kompey key andar, Amrici chalaan nakko na, Thail bhi milna mushkil hai, yeh ghee ke bagharan nakko… Read more →

Windows Shayeri

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek “Sound”, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: “Your file is not found!” ….wah wah..wah wah..!!! Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai woh Repeat kar doonga… Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey “Ctrl+Alt+delete” kar doonga… ….wah wah..wah wah..!!! Shayad mere pyar ko “Taste” karna bhool gaye… Dil sey aisa… Read more →

Aise apni Wife Ho

 Aise apni wife ho, 5’5″ jiski height ho, Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehra jiska bright ho, Weight mein thodi light ho, Umar me difference slight ho, Thodi si woh quiet ho, Aise apni wife ho. Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho, Bhid me sab kahe side ho-side ho, INDIA ki paidaish ho, Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho, Aisi… Read more →