Funny Shayeri


DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES:


Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…..
Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi…..
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha…..
Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa…..
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa…

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya…

Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi…


        LITTLE SENSE SERIES:


         Khud ko kar buland itnaa….
Ke’ Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche….
aur khuda tumse puche….
‘Abe sale gadhe… ab utrega kaise ‘

jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali (electric) ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

Hein Chaand Tu Is Tarah
Itrakar Na Dekh,
Humne Bhi Kayee Chand Dekhen Hein
Tummhe To kuch Daag Hein,
Humne To BeDaag Dekhen Hein.

Mein Labve Shikvan Ko Seen Letan Hoon,
Chand Ghariyaan Yuhi Jee Leta Hoon,
Magar Jise Samjoo Dost Ka Haath
Uss Hath Se Zeher Bhi Pee Leta Hoon.

Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein PaayeJatte Hein.

Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze  Ke Peeche.

Har Waqt Ikrar Karne Par jawab Milta Hein Nahin
Har Waqt Ikrar Karne Par jawab Milta Hein Nahin
Itne Zulm Seh Chuke Hoon, Unme Ek Zulm Aur Sahi.


         PYAAR MEIN DHOKA SERIES :


Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye…

Woh chham chham karke aayee
Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee…

Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the

Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the

Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nikla (wah wah)…


         TOTAL NONSENSE  SERIES :


 Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash !

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What’s the big deal?

Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar……..
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
( trihathar is on leave )

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain……..

Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the…(wah wah)

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ……
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

Gum woh cheez hai…..
Gum woh cheez hai…..
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai,
For example Fevicol (wah wah)


AD SERIES  :


Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao…

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita (Chorus: Aha-aha…)

Aur, end mein Ghalib ke liye ek sher:

Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib…..
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib…..
La, phawda mujhe de.(Wah Wah)

Tumne mere man se khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere dhan se khela
Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!

kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote…..
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote…..
chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!

jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya….

        Enjoy the following:

ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Irshaad…..Irshaad…………..

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Irshaad….Irshaad………………