Category: Fun Time

Who is a Hyderabadi

Over 96% Of Hyderabadis cannot complete a sentense without “Nakko, Hau, Hallu, Kaiku and Kate” Daily.. He goes to Gas Station to fill and says: “Panch Point Single Oil Dalo” He says (“abbi aataun mein”) and vanishes for couple of hours or not come back at all. Sleeps around 1 am and wakes only after 9:30 am He drinks half… Read more →

Hyderabadi Wife’s letter

Aji Inu, salamualikum ummeid kartiun k aap khairiyat honge, mai aur bacche ache hai, amma ki tabiyat b theek hai, bacche barabar school ku jarain, arabbi padhne jarain, aap yaan ki fikar nakko karo har 8din mein phone karte raho, kab aarain maloom karo jake 2 saal hogaya, aisa 2-2 saal baher rahe tu hamara kaisa hota honga? hamare upper kya guzarti hongi hamaku malum….… Read more →

Installing Love

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE? Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it… Read more →

Technical Support for Husband v1.0

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,   Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance… Read more →

Aaj jaane kii zidd na karo

aaj jaane kii zidd na karo yuu.N hii peh-luu me.n baiThe raho haaye! mar jaaye.ge, hum to luT jaaye.ge aisii baate.n kiyaa na karo tum hii son.cho zaraa kyuu.N na roke.n tumhe.n jaan jaatii hai jub uTh-ke jaate ho tum tum ko ap-nii khasam jaan-e-jaa.N baat it-nii merii maan lo waqt kii qaid me.n zindagii hai magar cha.nd gha.Diyaa.N yehii… Read more →

Technology Movies in Bollywood

Network Ke Us Paar Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai Aao Chat Karein Programmer No.1 Mera Naam Developer Java Wale Job Le Jayenge Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein Do Processor, Baarah Terminal Tera Code Chal Gaya Har Din Jo Mail Karega Debugging Koi Khel Nahi Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..! Client Ek Numbari,… Read more →

Hyderabadi Lifestyle – Then and Now

LIFE STYLES In the golden days of Hyderabad, Nawabs and top government officials had over the top and sparkly life styles.They lived good life,enjoyed parties, bought luxury cars, built lavish homes. In Hyderbad, Rolls sold more cars in 1930 than in any other city because of severe world wide depression.(Some how Balda survived during that time). Things have totally changed… Read more →

Appraisal and its hidden meaning

Outgoing Personality……..Always going out of the office Great Presentation Skills……………..Able to bullsh*t Good Communication Skills…..Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee……………………….Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified….Made no major blunders yet Work is First Priority…………..Too ugly to get a date Active Socially………………………….Drinks a lot Family is Active Socially……………Spouse drinks, too Independent Worker………..Nobody knows what he/she does Quick Thinking………………..Offers plausible excuses… Read more →

Classic Filmi Dialogues

ganddi nalee kay keday chun chun kay maroon ga DIRTY GUTTER’S INSECT I WILL CHOOSE CHOOSE AND KILL hay bhagwan merey suhag ki rakhsha rakhna O GOD PROTECT PARTING OF MY HEAD merey hotay huay koee tumhara baal bhi baka kar sakta WHILE I AM, NO BODY WILL FOLD YOUR HAIR tumhari seema kisi kay saath gulchare uda rahi hai… Read more →

Collection of Ashaar

Nikalna Khuld se aadam ka sunte aaye the lekin “bahut be-aabru ho kar tere kuche se ham nikale” (Ghalib) ********** Bahut ji Khush hua Haali se milkar “abhi kuch log baaqi hain jahaaN mein” (Haali) ********** Akhir gil apni sarf-e-maikada hui “pahuNchi vaheen pe Khaak jahaaN ka Khameer tha” (Jahandar Shah) ********** Sun to sahi jahaaN mein hai tera fasaana… Read more →