Category: Desi

Shayeri Collections

Who is a Hyderabadi

Over 96% Of Hyderabadis cannot complete a sentense without “Nakko, Hau, Hallu, Kaiku and Kate” Daily.. He goes to Gas Station to fill and says: “Panch Point Single Oil Dalo” He says (“abbi aataun mein”) and vanishes for couple of hours or not come back at all. Sleeps around 1 am and wakes only after 9:30 am He drinks half… Read more →

Hyderabadi Wife’s letter

Aji Inu, salamualikum ummeid kartiun k aap khairiyat honge, mai aur bacche ache hai, amma ki tabiyat b theek hai, bacche barabar school ku jarain, arabbi padhne jarain, aap yaan ki fikar nakko karo har 8din mein phone karte raho, kab aarain maloom karo jake 2 saal hogaya, aisa 2-2 saal baher rahe tu hamara kaisa hota honga? hamare upper kya guzarti hongi hamaku malum….… Read more →

Installing Love

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE? Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it… Read more →

Yaad Karo apne Hyderabad ko

Yaad Karo apne Hyderabad ko 7 samundar par se yaad karo woh din aur raat Woh Allahamdullilah ki biryani, woh diamond ki chai, Woh radhey shyaam ki pani puri, woh chit chat ki chaat, Woh Softy ki ice cream, Wah usme thi kuch baat. Woh pulla reddy ki mithai, woh kamat ka dosa, Woh Gokul ki pav bhaji aur Ramser ka… Read more →

Kab Soochenge

Darham barham dono soochen miljul kar hum dono soochen zakham ka marham dono soochen soochen par hum dono soochen ghar jal kar raakh ho jaayega jab sab kuch khaakh ho jaayega tab soochenge soocho! aakhir kab soochenge eent aur patthar raakh hue hein deewaron dar raakh hue hein in ke baare mein kuch soocho jin ke chappar raakh hue hein… Read more →

Technology Movies in Bollywood

Network Ke Us Paar Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai Aao Chat Karein Programmer No.1 Mera Naam Developer Java Wale Job Le Jayenge Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein Do Processor, Baarah Terminal Tera Code Chal Gaya Har Din Jo Mail Karega Debugging Koi Khel Nahi Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..! Client Ek Numbari,… Read more →

Irani Chai

Chairs that creak the moment you sit on them, marble-top tables that look smudgier after someone has cleaned them, plywood walls and mirrored interiors, may not be everybody’s cup of tea, but to the acolytes who have spent many an evening brooding over a broken love affair while the ever solicitous proprietor plied you with cups of thick milky tea… Read more →

Hyderabadi Lifestyle – Then and Now

LIFE STYLES In the golden days of Hyderabad, Nawabs and top government officials had over the top and sparkly life styles.They lived good life,enjoyed parties, bought luxury cars, built lavish homes. In Hyderbad, Rolls sold more cars in 1930 than in any other city because of severe world wide depression.(Some how Balda survived during that time). Things have totally changed… Read more →

Classic Filmi Dialogues

ganddi nalee kay keday chun chun kay maroon ga DIRTY GUTTER’S INSECT I WILL CHOOSE CHOOSE AND KILL hay bhagwan merey suhag ki rakhsha rakhna O GOD PROTECT PARTING OF MY HEAD merey hotay huay koee tumhara baal bhi baka kar sakta WHILE I AM, NO BODY WILL FOLD YOUR HAIR tumhari seema kisi kay saath gulchare uda rahi hai… Read more →